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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

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fucking idiot

me to me (via aurarius)
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I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

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shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

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snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

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landorus:

tomato-market:

landorus:

DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS

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heard u were talking shit

i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before

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